Im having a bit of problem here!!! Norman Tanquerido style!?

I was just wondering what is the best food to eat before you go to a bar or just hanging out with your friends... i mean like when you really want to get wasted, but you don't want to vomit so much because of eating too much pancit canton with a little bit of lechon on the side and mang tomas as your sarsa and you also dont want to have an ulcer because you only just ate crab and corn soup about 1 ounce. you know what i mean, im just really tring to find what is the perfect food to eat before you get very drunk... because getting really drunk feels good and you dont know what might just happen bcoz you might end up waking up on some random chicks bed, it happened to me twice, hopefully the next time its still a girl cuz im also hot on gays.. i dont want to sound concieted but im too hot to handle... hopefully you could help me with my problem...